As the Omaha budget woes continue — still — WOWT is reporting that City Councilman Chris Jerram had an epiphany on a recent jog. How do you generate more money to plug a budget gap? Why, just add a $50 inspection fee for satellite dish owners!
That’s right. Jerram wants to add a $50 inspection fee every 3 years for dish owners. The city will come out every three years and inspect your satellite dish to ensure it is still safely mounted to your house and is aesthetically pleasing. Of course, all of this is done in the name of public safety — the catch-all for government intrusion into private property. You know — so satellite dishes won’t fall out of the sky and kill children. While you migh assume I’m embellishing, this is the actual reasoning used by councilman Jerram.
But in order to accomplish this task, Jerram will need to bring on two additional city inspectors at a cost of $118k per year. Brilliant. The concept of raising revenues by growing the government burden and increasing the public’s obligation is the very cause of the city’s budgetary woes.
There used to be a remedy for these situations — a good tar and feathering. It might just cure Jerram’s mental defficiencies.
(HT: Leavenworth St.)









